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6.
A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.
The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.
by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005
 
1.
An extreme bastard, of possibly spanish descent
Flak you bastardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu!
by FooQ March 30, 2005
 
2.
Anyone and everything ever to have existed. Can be used to express extreme frustration with a person, object or situation. Best when pronounced with an Italian accent, a la Assassin's Creed 2.
He just cut me off! Bastardo!
That bastardo stole my donkey!
BASTARDO!!!
by screed February 17, 2010
 
3.
Bastard, with latin flair
that fuckin' bastardo just cut me off!
by Couch monster November 10, 2003
 
4.
a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.
Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!
by Dykatami March 17, 2010
 
5.
adj. (1) Several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.

(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.
Example 1:
The NYPD is full of bastardos!

Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!
by yagami760 April 13, 2013
 
7.
is a guy, usually by the name of Steven, who will steal and corrupt your best friend. One day your tight like always, because best friends are always and forever. Then Steven will liquor her up and feed her reese's peanut butter cups to cover up the scent so no one knows thus tainting her fullest. You can only expect your friend to be driven away and never talk to you again there on after. Even if you were friends for 14 years.
Steven is a low life big fat bastardo.

She was fine until the bastardo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her ass so now she is a guy's girl.
by lesbobiracial January 24, 2010