1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "
people." They ate well,
meat, leaves, tubers, and some
thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.
(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)
2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front
door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.