underwater basketweaving 

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

underwater basketweaving by Truero December 3, 2005

Basket Weaver 

An patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.

Gonna visit my mom at Bellevue and check out the basket weavers.

Basket Weaver by e-vigilante August 8, 2011

Basket Weaver 

A girl who is extremely enthusiastic about giving head.
Typically, the employment of both hands, one on shaft, the other on balls (the key to recognizing her enthusiasm), resembles the action of basket weaving.

"Dude, that girl monica is a TOTAL basket weaver!"
"Awesome!"

Basket Weaver by Pristine Balls January 2, 2009

Basket Weaver 

A girl who sucks dick so enthusiastically, as demonstrated by the emoloyment for both hands acting willfully and skillfully upon the shaft and the scrotum, that her motion appears to be the same as that of a basket weaver.

"Dude, this girl s'd my d so crazy she looked like a basket weaver!"
"Sick"

Basket Weaver by D Rea September 19, 2007

Basket Weaver 

Someone who entangles the butt-hair of another sex, kind of like weaving a basket of hair.

Kari really weaved that ginger's basket the other night, gosh she's a master Basket Weaver!

Basket Weaver by Ayycaptainmycaptain April 8, 2010

basket weaver 

A young person who sits at home on a Friday and Saturday night knitting sweaters or blankets.

The "basket weaver" would rather stay home than party with friends.

basket weaver by fupah August 19, 2009

Basket Weaver 

A citizen or someone of the country of Peru. AKA Julio Mendoza

Julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver. i dont give a damn how hot your hair is!

Basket Weaver by Malcolm Malobolabo October 4, 2004