1) A phrase to describe something/someones actions that is/are crazy or ridiculous.

2) Anything crazy that a baser would do.
Girl 1: Did you see Britney Spears when she shaved her head?
Girl 2: Yeah! She was tripping on some baser shit!

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Guy: That hobo was tweaking.
Dude: I know, that was some baser shit.
by LitaBeesh February 14, 2010
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A person that sits down and plays the game nba2k. The person does not get bored or tired of the game and has a very high tolerance for its shit.
Your classified as a baser once you play over 500 my career games/1000 park games or Jordan rev games or have achieved the over of 95 and higher
2k baser/junesir- Bro you are a 2k baser stop sweating to hard
by Nmnbnb June 25, 2019
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In baseball when the bases are loaded and the batter hits a home run.
Quailey, did you see that full baser? I used to pitch 98 mph but now am a Catholic priest.
by Swm008 June 19, 2017
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I saw a baser outside the club hanging out in the alley, so I ran up to him to get his autograph because there’s not too many basers where I come from
by October 6, 2020
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Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.
Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!
by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 12, 2009
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One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener
Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year
by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020
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