Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.
by Lenispentils March 22, 2018
by Jonty September 8, 2004
A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
by PeaTearGriffin March 27, 2005
The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009
Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.
Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 6, 2009
When you have a guy skeet in ur ass and then a girl with a big black dildo fucks you in your asshole and then beats you off and pulls out of your sss as you come making everything leak out of your ass and dick
Me, daryl and debbie had an upside down baseball bat last night and it was the best anal explosion I have ever had
by Big cock carl June 8, 2018