bartman

To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.

Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.

by Alou October 22, 2003

bartman

To blame your inept performance on someone/something that had little to do with a negative outcome.

Although Mike claimed his poor round of golf was due to a bird chirping on his backswing on the second tee, we all knew his excuse was a bartman.

by Brett P. October 20, 2003

bartman

To touch a foul ball and get blamed for your team losing the series even though the second baseman, who gets paid millions of dollars booted the next ball that could have ended the inning

Retarded Cubs Fan: Can you believe bartman touched that ball?

Smart Cubs Fan: Yea but we still could have won if we didn't boot the next play and then suck in the last game.

by haveyouseenmybaseball April 21, 2004

bartman

the hero of all white sox fans

"I'm so glad that bartman took the ball so that the cubbies lost the NLCS!"

by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004

bartman

to reach for a foul ball and blow your team's chance to go to the world series for the first time since your grandpa was 8; to be Bill Buckner's best friend; to be a hero in Miami

He pulled a bartman on Alou

by schlong October 15, 2003

bartman

Bart from the simpsons in his super hero costume mimicing batman

"Who are you?"
"I'm Bartman"

by sfoley January 10, 2009

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003