Baronium 

Successor of the mad Titan, Daimo and a friend of Jason Derulo. Baronium is also a chef.

“Watch out for Baronium, he’s been trained in culinary arts by Daimo.”

Baronium by cringe terminator June 5, 2019

Phil Baroni 

Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.

"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni

"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni

"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni

"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni

"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni

"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni

"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni

Phil Baroni by Wenusan May 15, 2006

bronion 

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

bronion by schwabby February 5, 2009

baronimous

Derived from the tribal leader of the celtic Baronimi. A leader or hero amongst barbarians.

"Those lads are a right bunch of thugs, but the one in the blue shirt, he's a real baronimous."

baronimous by barry Smith May 11, 2006

banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

banonion by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Balonious

A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.

It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."

Balonious by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009

byronious 

The hottest sexiest man to enter earth he is also very smart and brave but if u mess with him he will bash u and watch u cry in the gutter he gets most of the girls when he wants them hes basically the definition of perfect.

Wow Byronious why are u so perfect I wish I cud be u

byronious by Byronious May 22, 2018