An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.
Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!
by Pubic Dreadlocks April 19, 2009
A woman who is from "the country" or farming areas who is very attractive; a woman who can be found posting on Farmers.com.
by TooSick4U May 9, 2015
Goddamn! Them Barnyard Pimps rocked the fucking house Tonite! Who are those badasses? That would be Ross, Mike D, Robio, and Dano.
by Barnyard Pimp October 16, 2021
a primitive form of golf played on real or converted farmland, in which real golf balls are struck towards a can of any shape or size on the ground, instead of a hole in the ground.
Lacking the capital to create a real golf course, Jim mowed down his pastures, placed flags in various cans and pails, and declared "it's barnyard golf!"
by james c anderson March 19, 2006
by kevin riley & alex April 13, 2006
An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.
See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
by Brad March 2, 2004
A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.
When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.
Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.
Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.
by blakebears2010 October 8, 2009