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Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.
Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
by Sailor Star February 21, 2005
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The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.
Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...
by Admiral Justin April 02, 2003
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Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.
Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"
by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014
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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
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...from the surf movie" North Shore"
Barney,Barno,Barnyard, Haole to the Max..a Kook in and out of the water
That Haole can't surf,he's a Barney for sures 'Bra
by phatdave June 26, 2005
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overaged man in a purple dinosaur suit who molests young naive children.
by yummy August 10, 2003
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gay(not homo) fruity or just plain dumb
Jesus-man this song is hard foe
Jr-man that song is Barney
by Jr Ismael Rodriguez January 29, 2008
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