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Barneyname (-0.670)
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005
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Barneyinternet (-0.386)
The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.
CS lives because of Barney.
by Seth August 04, 2004
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barneycollege (-0.012)
n. A somewhat derogatory term for a Harvard University student, heard mostly in the greater Boston area; from "barnyard," the old term for the land which Harvard now occupies.
the films, "Good Will Hunting," "With Honors," etc.
by wayfarer April 27, 2005
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Barneysdrugs (-0.906)
A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.
I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?
by Maybelline October 06, 2007
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Barneyname (-0.215)
Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.
Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*
by Sailor Star February 21, 2005
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Barneydrugs (-0.492)
A stupid purple dionasour benr on taking over the minds of little kids.
My sister did a barney yeterday.
by Mister bunnywiggles February 26, 2005
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Barneyname (-0.745)
The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.
Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...
by Admiral Justin April 02, 2003
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