barnacle-head

Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)

"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."

by TheBrad June 5, 2007

Barnacle Head

Barnacle head is a term used by Spongebob's gang and is technically a swear word in Bikini Bottom.

Hey barnacle head. You suck ass

by Clover395 June 1, 2020

Barnacle-head

An insult used mostly by Squidward Tentacles. It's derived from the phrase, Barnacles.
Usage:
- Plankton!
- Opposite Day
- SB-129
- Dying for Pie
- Shanghaied
- Club SpongeBob
- Just One Bite
- Doing Time
-Mid-Life Crustacean
- Patrick SmartPants
- You Don't Know Sponge
- SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom (Rehydrated)

Squidward: "Here you go sir, a king-sized ultra Krabby Supreme with the works. Double-battered, fried (puts stick on it) On a stick."
Fish: "Thanks!"
Squidward: "Barnacle-head."
Fish: "Pardon me?"
Squidward: "You forgot your mayonnaise."
Fish: "Thanks!"

by Luke the Blockhead January 22, 2023