2 definitions by TheBrad

Top Definition
Somebody who is so slow, dense and vacuous that they are easily compared to the stationary parasitic marine organism (used in Spongebob Squarepants)
"Josie is such a barnacle-head, she got an 800 on the SAT's."
by TheBrad June 05, 2007

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1. Something that was so well executed and awesome it oozes
excellence (to be used in skateboarding usually)

2. Gorgeous voluptulous woman
1. "Holy Snikies Darrel, that backside boardslide to kickflip out was juicy-wet!!!"

2. "That new Brazillian chick in our class is juicy-wet!!"
by TheBrad June 05, 2007

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