by anonoymoose January 16, 2019
When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.
Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
by Jordan November 28, 2021
When the location you are currently at is dead and donezo, so it's time to take the partay elsewhere.
by GarbageManPhatThang May 5, 2019
A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.
"Kiss me, out of the bearded barley."
by Maximilian Powers February 3, 2018
The pussy hair of a girl who has who only has sex after consuming mass quantities of beer, ale or malt liquor
Man, me and Monica were going out for weeks and I got Nothing. Then she put away a twelver of Old Mil and I couldn't keep her Barley Beard off my face.
by Eldo76 November 17, 2010
Boy with hair the colour of a rye field in August. Will likely seduce you with his knowledge of tree and moss species. May be seen in overalls, with flowers in his pockets, madly in love with the changing of the seasons.
Slang from the Humberhead Lowlands of Yorkshire.Rarely used but in a few villages, including Rawcliffe and Swinefleet.
Slang from the Humberhead Lowlands of Yorkshire.Rarely used but in a few villages, including Rawcliffe and Swinefleet.
Person 1: There he goes again, talking to the pigeons.
Person 2: Before long they'll nest on that curly white head of his.
Person 1: He truly is a Barley Boy.
Person 2: Before long they'll nest on that curly white head of his.
Person 1: He truly is a Barley Boy.
by dannytabarnak April 15, 2020
Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion.
by Sergio Garcia August 16, 2006