by fission_pro January 30, 2009
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year
A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
by Levi W. June 24, 2008
When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
by Short Fat Hung Ginger April 24, 2012
In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
by MicAng August 9, 2012
That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
by masta dragon red February 23, 2010