Bark

The dark layer on the outside of smoked meat. Usually rich in flavor. Denotes some thing special and can be applied to other objects that take time and care to produce.

Look at the rich bark on that Mercedes, thats money!

by kelleerc July 17, 2010

barking

Voice or Sound produced by someone. Act of produce that sound.

"Hey, the postman is coming, and your dog is barking for him".

by Germano da Cunha Diogo Saffier August 19, 2007

Bark

noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.

Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?

by Phil Krundel February 2, 2007

barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.

by Libertine June 20, 2006

Barked

The term used when somebody, usually a woman, has had sex with a dog or canine animal. The term is tied to the adult art and animation community, where artists and animators depict dogs and canine creatures having sex with women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as barked are usually the taboo, unique penis shape, and overall sexual performance.

You just know that girl with the two large dogs gets barked all the time.

Chad: "Have you seen the size of Taylor's dog? I bet it has a massive knot."
Brad: "Yeah you just know she is totally barked now."

by Deecee Teebee December 24, 2021

#bark

For douchebags who just need to change it up from saying woof

"Did you just see that brunette's tits? #bark!"

by narcaholic February 22, 2015

Barked

Having tree bark thrown at you with much force.

Dude, I was in the woods last night when all the sudden, a grizzly came up and barked me!!

by MmmYeahhhh March 14, 2010