Douche Barge 

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.

Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.

Douche Barge by heyporcupine December 30, 2014

San Benito backyard bare down 

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

San Benito backyard bare down by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

Bare Dongle 

People who make up alot of stuff you say "you chat bare dongle" Almost as if you chat shit.

I found £5000 yesterday - you chat bare dongle

Bare Dongle by johnace01 March 29, 2011

Bare Dolla 

Having a lot of money, usually in the form of notes.

"Hey do you want to go to Nandos"?
"Sorry I dont have any money."
"Dont worry i'll pay, I have Bare Dolla. We can also B some S later."

Bare Dolla by Tom Morley May 13, 2010

Bare (dosser)- most commonly 

Adjective common around the Northern England gay community. Used to describe how attractive a straight male is without attracting attention. Discreet way of hitting on a straight male to his face

Max: that guy is a bare dosser
Translation: that guy is really fit (sexual)

Ed: you are a bare dosser
Tom: I'm sorry (not registered he is being hit on)
It is used as: Bare (dosser)- most commonly but the word in bracket can be changed.

Bare (dosser)- most commonly by VaginalSnot Bubble March 12, 2011

Bare Dougie 

Bare Dougie is a penis with no condom. hence the "Bare"

also known as Bare Douglas

When I have sex I like to go in Bare Dougie.

I took off my condom and went Bare Dougie

I always go sleeveless coz my girlfiend loves it Bare Dougie

Bare Dougie by Bare Dougie July 2, 2008

bare dokes 

the sentence fragment 'bare jokes' meaning very funny said by an indian boy.

'How was football'
'It was bare dokes!'

bare dokes by gabeS1994 October 20, 2008