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a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands? While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
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| 2. | Kali | ||
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A Filipino martial art focusing on bare-handed techniques as well as fighting with weapons, especially sticks and knives. Kali is often called Escrima (Fencing) or Arnis (a name given by the Spanish to the decorations on the weapons). Kali places a great emphasis on wrist strength, dodging, mobility and smooth flow. Other main aspects are the implementation of articular levers and the study of the human body's pressure points. It is a very effective fighting style, using every part of the body as a weapon and ditching flashy techniques in favor of quicker, more straightforward ones which can provide fast kills. "Karate is a one-on-one confrontation between two honorable fighters; Kali is war."
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| 3. | WillieBall | ||
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Baseball style strived for by members of the New York Mets. Characterized by hard-hitting offense and smart defense, i.e. stealing bases, hitting homeruns, making the play. Best said in a Mr. T/ Samuel L. Jackson voice: "Now that's WillieBall, motherfucka".
Please note Kaz Matsui is INCAPABLE of ever playing WillieBall. David Wright's bare-handed catch in 2005 was WillieBall. Home Runs are WillieBall. Carlos Beltran smashing homeruns in RFK stadium is WillieBall.
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| 4. | makielski | ||
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Brave warrior who is on a never-ending trek to kill bears. Usually succeeds through bare-handed fist fights. Dave was the fiercest makielski of the urban jungle. He took out 30 bears in a single day.
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| 5. | archons chao | ||
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A player in the online game runescape. he has been playing for almost 3 years now 2 of them as member. hes main goal in the game seams too be capable og creating evrything that a player can learn in the game by increasing his
skills and he his very close too that goal he has been a memebr of a few clans but is curently a free spirit in the game as he wishes too have as much time as possible too train his skills instead of going on player killing trips too the wilderness archons chao standing and fights a black knight and suddenly drops his armor and weapon standing in his common cloths and fights bare handed and kills the Black knight
someone else fighting black knights nearby: Black knights are too good for you |
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| 6. | zombait | ||
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A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
OR B)A friend that you sacrifice......... to run like hell A)Jim: man what is soo good about zombies? i can take a thousand of them bare handed
bob:yea go for it zombait B) *bob throws jim into a large oncoming mass of zombies* |
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| 7. | karaoke | ||
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Singing without a live orchestra or band. Originally meaning "without orchestra," it is a combination of Japanese "kara" meaning "empty/bare-handed" as in "karate", and the "okee" sound from the first syllable of "orchestra" as pronounced by Japanese. The guy who thought up karaoke created a bar owner's dream, because as patrons provide their own entertainment by singing along with a machine, management saves a fortune by not hiring talented musicians.
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