A sexy beast with many friends. And enjoys boobs, there by enjoys groaping, but far from groaps everyone in sight...
I'm SUCH a Barden
by T.Barden September 30, 2009
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a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,
A Barden
by Peter March 8, 2004
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A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.
John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.
by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 18, 2015
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Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.
Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.
by Jesseandmike August 13, 2018
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While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
by KDog88 September 17, 2008
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one of the coolest and sweetest kids in the school EVER (:
Brandon Barden is the BEST EVER !!!
by teddy 391654367 February 8, 2011
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