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Barackholm Syndrome 

What President Obama develops when dealing with Republicans who hate his guts and want to destroy him. Similar to the well-known phenomenon known as Stockholm Syndrome, where hostages begin to relate to, care about, and defend the terrorists holding them captive, except in this case, you are the President of the United States.
Observer #1: "Fuck! Obama caved in to the Republicans AGAIN, even though he had all the advantages in negotiations! I don't understand it at all!"

Observer #2: "Barackholm Syndrome strikes again..."
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brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.
Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.
brockolivo by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

Barakolyte 

Noun: A term to describe a person who has blind faith in, and worship for Barak Obama
"Man, I got into a big round and round argument with Mike last night over Barak Obama's latest faux pas." "Don't let it get to you Ted, Mike's a Barakolyte and can't be logically reasoned with through classical means."
Barakolyte by voxtorious October 14, 2008

Barackolypse 

The apocolypse that occurs after Barack Obama is elected president of the United States.
The barackolypse is upon us.
Barackolypse by KGreens March 18, 2009
Another word for Taco Bell's black taco, which was obviously created to honor the black president.
"Can I order a Mexican pizza and a Baracko, please?"

"A Baracko, you know, the black taco...like the president."
Baracko by McMulligan December 13, 2009

Barackophobia 

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.
"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
Barackophobia by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

barackeisha 

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time
Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice
barackeisha by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018