The sound a robot makes when he jizzes in his pants.
BEEP. BOOP. I just bapped copiously.
by Xygni September 20, 2010

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To masturbate,to rub it, to whack it.
After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.
by Persianjade78 September 24, 2009

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Acronym for a Big Ass Plane. It broadly describes very large commercial aircraft. Generally along the lines of a Boeing 757, Airbus A300, and similar wide body turbojets.
Look out the window at that BAP! It's flying so fucking low over those buildings!
by BVB001 August 01, 2009

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Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.
JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"
by Judge Fuj June 11, 2009

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bap means anything that is wack, stupid, unpopular.
Man, the carnival was bap as hell.
by Tim February 02, 2003

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Initials standing for Bomb Ass Pussy. Meaning her pussy is the best around. Nothin out there is better.
Damn I was shocked when I found out Caitlin had the BAP.
by xLOTRx March 08, 2006

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Not just a pair of womans tits, it's also a british type of bread roll which are large and actually look like and feel like a pair of womans tits, except you can eat these!!
Gives a bacon & egg bap
by Made 1979 September 26, 2005

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