baobab

A male with a very large penis.

Jack: So Jennie, how was I?
Jennie: You're a fucking baobab!

by poznan2008 December 4, 2008

baobabs

A very large tree.

Wow dad! Look at those huge baobabs!

by spoonnommer July 1, 2010

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

by Jesus Chrysler June 17, 2010