1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy
2. Krissy
by RYTOE November 8, 2003
In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.
by Pandacita November 28, 2007
when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour
by Sexydimma March 27, 2015
"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"
by TonightImAwake March 27, 2023
An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.
by arel666 August 10, 2017
I am so hungry I could eat the herpes from a dead whore - said Pete to his 4yr old son whilst explaining a herpes banquet
by gibson( . )( . ) August 26, 2008
An Estonian Banquet is a fetish scenario where a group of people line up and one or two persons kneel behind them and eat their shit as it come out of their anus. It originated in the Estonian porn industry hence the name.
by Shug89 October 14, 2018