Banjos The Food Chain 

Total soulmate material. Knows your taste, never makes you wait, completely red logo, but not a single red flag.

"Everyone on Instagram is getting married".

Hope I also find my Banjos soon.

Nashik have many outlets of banjos the food chain.

Banjos The Food Chain by bnashik November 23, 2021

Banjos The Food Chain 

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.

yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain

Banjos The Food Chain by bnashik November 23, 2021

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

dueling banjos 

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.

"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"

dueling banjos by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005

duelling banjos 

female masturbation race.

Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'

duelling banjos by hornskull December 5, 2003

dueling banjos 

Something of/relating to the Hillbilly/Redneck/Appalachian Mountian style of life, or common practices of those people

1. Talk about dueling bangos, cuddling with your sister??? That's just gross.

2. "Cletus why did we have to park so close to my parents"..."Now Hunny, they're my parents too" ....(This is an example of a dueling banjos situation)

3. Could you have said that any more dueling banjos?? ...(refering to the manner/accent which someone used)

dueling banjos by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Banjo banki 

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.

That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?

Banjo banki by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013