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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
bang ratio by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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Banglationship

1. A short term relationship in which both partners simply bang. Usually short in duration and often formed at clubs.

2. A sex only relationship in which both partners aren't friends.
Richard: So, are you and Masha going to be one of those "Friends with benefits"?

James: No, I think we're better off simply keeping it as a Banglationship.
Banglationship by Squeeby July 21, 2011
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Bangcation 

When you go on vacation specifically to have a one night stand with a certain person.
Dude I went to visit charlotte in Cali. What a great bangcation.
Bangcation by DubLD November 27, 2010

Bangcation 

When someone takes a trip with the main goal of having sex with someone.
Becky flew from LA to New Mexico for a week long bangcation.

Bangerational 

When you are getting playful with someone and they orgasm at that exact moment.
Baby, last night was really bangerational, but I didn't have much fun
Bangerational by I used my brain December 26, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004