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bananas up

A phrase common in the gay community to mean that one is publicly interested in anonymous sex. It refers to the practice of one turning ones banana bunch curved upward in the shopping cart at the grocery store. This practice means that the "cart pusher" is looking to get his "cart pushed."
While Grant was at the store simply shopping for strudel, he was quickly distracted when he saw that Brandon had gone bananas up.
bananas up by meatlocker January 13, 2011
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Bananas Up My Ass 

Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK
"Jerry, I'd like you to shove Bananas Up My Ass"

Banana up the Tailpipe 

1) to engage in anal sex
"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."
Banana up the Tailpipe by schmeast February 20, 2011

banana up your ass and around the corner 

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

A monke never gives up on a good banana 

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

The bananasplit 

The banana split is when a female is on top of a male during heterosexual intercourse, whilst performing the splits.
We tried something new last night it’s called The bananasplit.

She banana splitted me.

BananaSusan 

A girl who is in a constant sexual rotation between a group of guys
"Yea that's BananaSusan over there. Just like a lazy Susan, always in rotation waiting on the next person to serve something to."