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banana rock 

A genre of music, popularized by Born Loser and the Hangers On, that incorporates metal, pop, rock, blues, and musical theatre, as well as energetic and dramatic stage performance.
Person 1: "Dude, remember that time we saw that band and that guy was shredding on guitar, and that other chick was flailing about all crazy, and it was all really catchy, and then it all ended with jazz hands?"
Person 2: "Oh, that was totally a banana rock band."
Person 1: "Man, I'm allergic to bananas."
banana rock by WADE wade WADE July 11, 2011
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Banana hammer puddin' rocket 

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

banana on the rocks 

The act of splitting the breasts of a female with the male penis. Does not necessarily include thrusting, i.e. it is an erect but motionless penis with emphasis on the separation of the boobs, thereby accentuating the features of the female anatomy.

Usually a move to enable the recipient to kiss and nibble on the tip of the dick.
What did they get up to last night?

They got their kit off but was too pissed and he passed out before he got past banana on the rocks.
banana on the rocks by Sweet Chunga November 22, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016