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A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.
Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”
Ballcrack by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022
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ballcheck 

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it
Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me
ballcheck by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

basscrack 

v. (base'crak) or (bas'crak) 1. To have something turned up so loud that one can feel the bass in one's asscrack.
Man, when that hot local band played, I got basscracked.
basscrack by I are funny September 11, 2008

basschick 

The best female bassist and best Desert Combat player ever, who often owns a disgruntled~llama.
Wow, look at that basschick go, thats skill dude.

Bolshack 

A sack or bag designed to hold balls.
gym class is over, please place the balls into the ballsack
Jonathan's bolshack bursted into two
Bolshack by Jessica September March 16, 2020

bamshackled 

After watching someone get viciously hit while playing football, the commentator goes, "Oh, he just got bamshackled!", or when talking about the last weekend you got crunked and don't remember, you say, "man I was so bamshackled that night"
bamshackled by map_masta_J March 31, 2005

Balsmack 

The action of smacking your balls against a wall in order to call a mate.
Billy started to balsmack for his future mate.
Balsmack by Numme February 7, 2019