baloomp 

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

baloomp by Etch September 6, 2008

baloops 

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

baloops by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

baloomba 

when a fat or top heavy girl runs

whoa!!! did you see her run? that is some major baloomba, man.

baloomba by blaketh May 17, 2004

Baloop 

The sound of bubbles that a fish makes whent it breaths.
Good to quote when awkward or boring moments happen.

baloop baloop baloop

Baloop by blahexceptmyusernamealready June 13, 2012

Badoomp 

Badoomps are those little yellow bumps sometimes in the middle of the road, appropriately named 'Badoomp' because that is the noise it makes when you drive over one in your car.

Note* don't drive over Badoomps in Fords, as it will most likely break your car.

*Badoomp* oh shit I just drove over a Badoomp!

Badoomp by MattimusWardimus November 13, 2010

Baloops 

An extremely cuddly cat

That's a baloops.

Baloops by Adi44 December 13, 2022

Bloompkin 

A blowjob while taking a shit.

I was taking a dump last night, and my girl came in, got on her knees, and gave me a bloompkin.

Bloompkin by rogueisgud February 26, 2010