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Ballzack 

Someone who loves to suck penis in a very homesexual way.
I was at a party and Ballzack kept talking about his gay friend who had a really big cock!
Ballzack by ballzack69 October 12, 2011

Ballzack 

Someone who sings whilst planking for at least 1 minute.
I was walking down the street and I saw someone doing a ballzack. Sweet music filled the air happiness ensued.
Ballzack by Vonk add November 22, 2013

Monster Ballzack 

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.
"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."
Monster Ballzack by Biskithedd January 13, 2009
Put simply.....The scrotal sack. Known as the scrotum, but NOT the taint.
Yo, I asked my girl to be rough so she kicked me right in the ballzak.
ballzak by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

Ballsacktomy 

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

Ballsack McGee 

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.
Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.