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ballsurfing 

The art of licking your partner's balls whilst deep throating his penis
Man 1. That girl i hooked up with last night ballsurfed me! Best blowjob if ever had!
Man 2. No way i didnt think ballsurfing was actually possible
Man 1. Well it defo is man! My cock was as deep as it goes down her throat and her tongue was licking all over my balls! Mind-blowing!
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ballsacking 

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
ballsacking by asphalt girl January 5, 2015

Bullfuckingshit

nonsense, bullshit, lies, crap, fools-gold, stupid-fodder, infuckingsane
Yo! Homey, I was under the illusion that I escaped the HELL hole I moved from, did the Bullfuckingshit stick to my ass?
Bullfuckingshit by Amendment13 April 11, 2010

Ball sucking 

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.
Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!

ball sucking 

To have your partner suck on your balls too during a blowjob as a form of foreplay before sex. To have your partner suck one or both balls soft or hard to stimulate them before sex.
Jen put my balls in her mouth and gave them a good hard ball sucking during foreplay. This made them feel stimulated and ready for action.
ball sucking by all sportsman December 20, 2009

Ballsacking 

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Ballsacking by tnt May 1, 2003

Ballsackiness 

A condition that involves any sort of room or space where the ambient temperature is too high for comfort. It can be warded off by an entity known solely as the iciness factor.
John: Jack, the ballsackiness in this room is completely out of hand.

Jack: Word, john. Word.