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3.
when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.
Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time
by Jilly Mulsprigs October 03, 2007
 
1.
When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.
While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.
by Stiffboy May 08, 2005
 
2.
A mustache for your balls.
Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?
by Erdmanstein February 11, 2011