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2 definitions by Stiffboy

 
1.
The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!
by Stiffboy May 09, 2005
 
2.
When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.
While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.
by Stiffboy May 08, 2005