Ballinasticfuckerdomeness is the highest level of awesomeness that can be achieved between two people. It is thought to be discovered by two drunk teenagers in July 2011, when they used the Awemometer to measure their awesomeness. The Awemometer shattered and the glass shards spelled out "Ballinasticfuckerdomeness".
Gosh, I can't even look at you two. Your ballinasticfuckerdomeness just makes me want to bang you both, at the same time.
When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.