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ballsnatch 

The area between a man's ballsack and anus.
Every time I go on a long hike I chafe in my ballsnatch. It never fails.
ballsnatch by SquareGrooper July 20, 2009

ballsnatcher 

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.

"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."
ballsnatcher by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006

Ballinasticfuckerdomeness

Ballinasticfuckerdomeness is the highest level of awesomeness that can be achieved between two people. It is thought to be discovered by two drunk teenagers in July 2011, when they used the Awemometer to measure their awesomeness. The Awemometer shattered and the glass shards spelled out "Ballinasticfuckerdomeness".
Gosh, I can't even look at you two. Your ballinasticfuckerdomeness just makes me want to bang you both, at the same time.

ballsnart 

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and all of a sudden you get a crazy intense ball-sack itch.
Yo bro last night I was cuddling with bae and I ballsnarted so hard it was "nuts".
ballsnart by Thecrazystapler April 23, 2016

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

ballstastic 

anything that is so fantastic it actually makes ones balls twitch.
when jim hit the lottery it was so ballstastic that he could hardly speak.
ballstastic by tellitizaman October 11, 2010