ball scraper 

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

ball scraper by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

Ballscape by superflypmp January 6, 2009

bowlscraper 

(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.

Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."

bowlscraper by Lord Pinch A Loaf March 14, 2011

Ballscape

A picture of a beautiful landscape with your balls barley poking in frame

I sent this girl a ballscape

Ballscape by Stormy0121 June 2, 2021

Bellscrape 

A simple insult with no particular meaning, it sounds funny. Could be some dirty link to scraping semen off of a bell end. I'm not sure.

"Say Jon, are you coming over to watch the game on Saturday?"

"No you fucking bellscrape. I told you my mums funeral is on Saturday."

Bellscrape by The insult guy February 14, 2025