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the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.
Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!
Ballscape by superflypmp January 6, 2009
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A picture of a beautiful landscape with your balls barley poking in frame
I sent this girl a ballscape
Ballscape by Stormy0121 June 2, 2021
(noun) Slang term for a man's seminal fluid, semen, or come.
It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.
ballsap by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacne 

Acne that forms on your ballsack
Do you think proactive will work for my ballsacne?
ballsacne by wantonaritus November 2, 2010

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Bowlscape 

The art of designing the most perfectly engineered grouping of marijuana for optimal smoking and viewing pleasures.
The bowlscape that Jason arranged last night did not only give me an erection from the skill involved in the perfect arrangement but also sent me into a cross eyed fury straight to the kitchen.
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