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Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

Ball's Falls 

A town in Ontario, Canada.

Ball’s Falls, Ontario
In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.
Ball's Falls by kevindong July 13, 2017

ball fall 

the male equivelant of a nip slip.... except with balls
Did you see Matt Damon at the Oscars?
He had a total ball fall.
ball fall by ilduce1390 May 3, 2009

Ping-pong Ball Fallacy

A specific variant that casts the argument itself as the mindless, bouncing object being hit back and forth without agency or resolution. It portrays the points being made as inherently empty or trivial—just a "ball" in a silly game. This dehumanizes the debaters and trivializes their stakes, suggesting the topic is frivolous and the participants are just keeping it alive for sport.
Example: During a serious policy debate on healthcare, one side presents a cost analysis. The opponent replies, "We're not doing this. I'm not your ping-pong ball fallacy. I won't keep bouncing this same tired argument back and forth so you can feel like you're playing a game." This reframes a substantive exchange as a trivial volley, attempting to unilaterally declare the topic beneath consideration.
Ping-pong Ball Fallacy by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026

Fall Ball Benny 

Exuding an enormous amount of confidence and swag playing baseball, especially with batting and hitting.
He was in a slump but then he activated Fall Ball Benny mode and crushed the ball to the outfield.

wanna play some fall ball 

"wanna play some fall ball" is a term used to express wanting to jump up and down falling like a ball with another human being
"Bro wanna play some fall ball?" *jumps with aggression*