balls to the ass

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

by swolecat September 15, 2018

Balls of his ass

Experiencing a difficult time, usually financially

Friend: Was that Ray? I haven't seen him in months.
Me: Yeah, he's really on the balls of his ass since he lost his job.

by Ned Hendershot March 19, 2014

The most embarassing thing that can happen to you. The act of someone going through the trials of inserting their testicles inside your anus.

by BleedingUrine May 31, 2007

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......

Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....

by Kamikariad March 30, 2015

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

by glennasaurus October 7, 2010

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 14, 2012

To be busy. As in if a line of men represented the activities, the men would be balls to ass

I don't even have time for a blow-job this weekend my schedule is so balls-to-ass.

by detroitsuperstar October 18, 2013