Balentime's Day 

1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.

2.)Valentine's Day for black people.

Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?

Balentime's Day by taint smasher September 28, 2010

Happy Ballantine`s 

It`s a happy drinkin` day! A day when you are so drunk you literally love your drunk buddy.

-Let`s have another drink pal!
-Yeaaaah! This shot is for you my friend! Happy Ballantine`s!

Happy Ballantine`s by Serioja February 14, 2010

Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

Balentine’s Day by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Hallentine's Day

When you don't want/have to/a party. So you spend all halloween with a special person watching halloween movies. You get each other their favorite halloween candies and have a halloween themed snack or dinner.

"Who are you spending Hallentine's Day with?"
"Well I was thinking since Rob's party was cancelled I'd spend Hallentine's Day with Karen."

Hallentine's Day by JayneaDoe October 3, 2016

Balentine`s day 

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!

Happy Balentine`s day!

Balentine`s day by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

Ballantines Day by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

ballentine 

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.

Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out

ballentine by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016