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You play ball like a girl 

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*

Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

gurgle balls like a pelican 

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.

Balls like Mubarek 

Possessing a combination of cluelessness and bravado unmitigated by the obvious opinions of those who matter most.
I can't believe he went out with his buddies instead of taking his wife out on Valentine's Day. He has balls like Mubarek.
Balls like Mubarek by freakneedle February 27, 2011

balls like church bells 

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

Ball Like Buddah 

Guy: Do you ball like buddah?
Girl: Hellll yeahhh.
Ball Like Buddah by oXxYourMomxXo February 25, 2011