2 definitions by woolbull
What Caucasian stoners are called when they order and pick up Chinese food late at night while high.
Here comes Redeye Roundeye now... I wonder why he's so hungery at 10pm?
by woolbull Aug 3, 2011 add a video
A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.
If I was Baldy it would be dragging in the dirt right now. I bet all the women like him because he's a Baldy... the lucky bastard.
by woolbull Aug 1, 2011 add a video