Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
by Soggy stu February 14, 2023
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Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash
by omgwhatiswhy December 28, 2022
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A baldy baddie is a baddie that is bald or wears a bald cap
Slay baldy baddie
Hey baldy baddie
by Baldy baddie October 3, 2022
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Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz
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An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
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Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.
Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.
by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019
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