Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022

Baldy Range

Baldy Range is an area where a long shot is taken in pro clubs between the distances of 20-35 yards from goal.

This is Baldy Range

by BaldGuy October 15, 2021

Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple

Did you see the baldy stegle today

by Choga July 17, 2018

Baldi

Long legs and no hair.

If you get an answer wrong, Baldi gets angry.

by mrdrmaster September 25, 2020

baldi

Baldi is the love filled, non derogatory form of baldy.

Hey baldi, long time no see? I see you lost your wife and more hair since the last time we met.

by tgkprog April 27, 2022

Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb

That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.

by bahut6 May 2, 2021

Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.

“ Your such a baldi!”

by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019