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to baldly go 

A reference to the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation. In particular the series' lead, Jean-Luc Picard played by Sir Patrick Stewart. It is in reference to Picard's notably bald head and the line in the show's opening "To boldly go where no one has gone before."

Stewart attributes this saying to his daughter, who was a teenager when he began the role.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to baldly go where no one has gone before.
to baldly go by The_H00D September 25, 2016
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To boldly go where no man has gone before 

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".
Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!

To boldly Go where no man has gone before 

A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

Go Up Baldy 

A quote from Jacob Andrews. Said first in a Drawfee stream, making a joke when talking about a bible verse where a child tells an old man to “go up bald head”. It’s meaning is basically a young person making fun of an old boomer.
“Ben have you done your homework yet?”
“Go Up Baldy!”

“The other day my kid told me to Go Up Baldy, I think they’ve been watching that drawing show too much.”

boldly going nowhere 

Lame arse website for a bunch of losers who have absolutely nothing better to do.
"Welcome to:

THE TIGHT FISTED CLENCH OF THE CHURCH OF BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

"If you wish to go completely OT or completely postal, please visit 'Way Off Topic' in the Boldly Going Nowhere Forums, which of course, requires your lazy arse to register."
boldly going nowhere by Choadie December 13, 2007

badly good 

When something is particuarly impressive, when it surpasses a simple 'that's good'. Possibly derived from the inner city of Peterborough, UK.
"hey man, what did you think of that band tonight?"
"yeh man, they were really badly good"
badly good by butrous April 10, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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