A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile
this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile
this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald
Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"
by oblyboblie April 18, 2023