6 definitions by oblyboblie
by oblyboblie July 10, 2023
An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile
this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile
this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald
Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"
by oblyboblie April 18, 2023
An individual with low testosterone, or other cuckold like attributes, who is obsessed with Nintendo products.
They will shill for Nintendo no matter how bad a take to compensate for their shrivelled penis.
They will shill for Nintendo no matter how bad a take to compensate for their shrivelled penis.
by oblyboblie July 10, 2023
A foolish person who believes they can fight anyone, no matter the weight/height/training difference as they are a master of Kung Fu.
This often leads to them being verbally abused and if a fight does breakout they get beaten if the person is stronger than them 99% of the time.
This often leads to them being verbally abused and if a fight does breakout they get beaten if the person is stronger than them 99% of the time.
by oblyboblie April 10, 2023
a synonym for a topknot hairstyle. It is often associated with hipsters and pretentiousness, although it has seen an increase in use as a hairstyle for normal people giving them a prejudiced reputation as pretentious and annoying
by oblyboblie September 3, 2022