master bait 

To master bait means to gain mastery over the complex and intricate art of baiting a hook.

Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!

Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?

Timmy: Er... no thanks.

master bait by scodder April 7, 2013

master bait 

1. good types of bait that can have cringey catches from them

2. a way to get masturbate past the chat censors

1. nice. got a penis fish from the master bait

2. n00b on chat room: who wants 2 see me master bait???

master bait by the floor is lava April 18, 2018

Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

Master Bait N' Switch by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

master bait and tackle 

a store in florida very funny sounds like masterbate

perry took that picture at master bait and tackle

master bait and tackle by manny December 4, 2004

master bait 

the best stuff to catch fish with

Why don't you master bait that hook. You will catch alot of fish with it.

master bait by Donk January 27, 2004

Bait the Master

A common mis-use of the word Masturbate, when reversed it says Bate Mastur.

Guy 1-"I'm going to go Bait the Master tonight!"
Guy 2-"Why are you telling me this?"

Bait the Master by MrMagic October 26, 2007

Master Bait 

When you go to whack and your parents managed to find a pattern and are now sneaking like old ninjas outside your door to catch you, and to cause immense embarrassment to the point of possible fatality.

Sean: Dude did you hear about Jon?
Cary: Yeah, he got master baited. Hes still recovering from attempted suicide.
Jimmy: I dont blame him.

Master Bait by PsuedoKnight69 November 15, 2015