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Holy Bajesus! 

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.
"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
Holy Bajesus! by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009
Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.
James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!
Bajesus by RainyDayswithRainbows February 20, 2018

stoned to the bajesus

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus
stoned to the bajesus by 2fiver October 5, 2003
Also spelled b'jesus, bjesus, or bejesus.
Modification of "by Jesus". Seldom used literally.
Similar to "b'golly" but more grown-up.
(upon seeing someone naked you didn't want to see and for a good reason):"OH BAJESUS!"
bajesus by Bad Mutha Hubbard January 25, 2007
usualy used by adults when there ready to beat you down
im gonna beat the bajesus out of you!
bajesus by mike April 24, 2003
to scare someone to the extent of pissing your pants
"That movie scared the bajesus out of me!"
bajesus by chris hunt November 5, 2003