dewey's definitions

New Jersey Devils

Most boring NHL team, as they play the trap and only score when they can force a mistake by their opponent. Have great goaltending, but are mainly held together by Scott Stevens.

The Devils fell apart in 03-04 after Scott Stevens got hurt, losing the Atlantic Division race to the Philadelphia Flyers and then to them in the first round of the playoffs.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

icy hot stuntaz

Biggest wankstas in world history. Think they are gangsta and bad-ass, when their cars are rented, their jewelry is fake, and they are from suburban Georgia. I hope real gangstas find them and show them what its really like to be from the streets.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz are fags.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

game seven

The most exciting game in all of sports. Almost always great in hockey; usually good in baseball and basketball, though the tendency for blowouts is higher in those sports. Still, nothing is better than the winner-take-all climax of a long, hard fought playoff series.

Some great recent game sevens: 2004 Stanley Cup Finals, 2001 World Series, 2001 Stanley Cup Finals, 1997 World Series.

by Dewey July 14, 2004

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004