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failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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south jersey

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.
South Jersey kicks North Jersey's ass any day, motherfuckers!
by Dewey June 21, 2004
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the man show

The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.
The Man Show is the man's version of Oprah, and in fact frequently makes fun of her.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
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frat

An incorrect abbreviation for fraternity. Frat boys give us fraternity men a bad image.
Frat boys don't give a shit about anything but getting hammered and raping bitches. They are the guys who continue the terrible stereotypes about fraternities. Fraternity men, on the other hand, have moral vales and actually care about getting good grades.
by Dewey June 13, 2004
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McNasty

Nickname for Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb. The second best QB in the NFL, right after Peyton Manning, McNasty has never finished worse than 11-5 when he has played a whole season. Five time Pro Bowler who became first QB to throw 30+ TD passes and less than 10 INTs in a season in 2004 while leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Will win a Super Bowl very soon. Rock on #5!
Donovan McNasty once held the ball for 14 seconds while being chased by several Dallas Cowboy defenders right before launching a 60 yard completion to Freddie Mitchell.
by Dewey August 14, 2006
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pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.
The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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