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Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 1, 2004
Get the pujols mug.Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
by Dewey June 30, 2004
Get the Taco Death mug.To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."
by Dewey July 15, 2004
Get the skeet skeet mug.The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Get the esche mug.Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."
The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
Get the a-rod mug.1. What Beckys eyes look like.
2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.
3. An emotional girlfriend.
4. My nuts.
2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.
3. An emotional girlfriend.
4. My nuts.
by dewey March 23, 2004
Get the bagtastic mug.The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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