dewey's definitions

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

pujols

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

by Dewey August 1, 2004

New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.

The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"

by Dewey June 15, 2004

red wings

The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.

The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.

by Dewey June 2, 2004