dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

bbg

Jewish female youth group. Girls are huge sluts, since they hook up with and fuck AZA guys without being drunk or high. Members have little or no self-respect.

Since BBG doesn't allow drinking or smoking at their functions, the horniness of their girls is due to their extreme slutiness.

by Dewey June 18, 2004

canada

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"

by Dewey June 20, 2004

pussy ass nigga

Ja Rule; one day G-Unit will pump hot lead into his bitch-ass.

Ja Rule is a pussy ass nigga

by Dewey August 01, 2004

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

masuimi

Hottest girl ever!

When I saw a naked pic of Masuimi Max, I almost busted a nut.

by Dewey June 01, 2004

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004