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The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
Get the hockey players mug.The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.
by Dewey July 31, 2004
Get the marv albert mug.What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.
Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."
Guy: "OK, I understand completely."
Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
Guy: "OK, I understand completely."
Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
by Dewey July 11, 2004
Get the I don't want to ruin our friendship mug.The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.
by Dewey June 10, 2004
Get the lightning mug.1. What Beckys eyes look like.
2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.
3. An emotional girlfriend.
4. My nuts.
2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.
3. An emotional girlfriend.
4. My nuts.
by dewey March 23, 2004
Get the bagtastic mug.Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."
The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
Get the a-rod mug.The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
by Dewey July 10, 2004
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