dewey's definitions

the man show

The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.

The Man Show is the man's version of Oprah, and in fact frequently makes fun of her.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

south jersey

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.

South Jersey kicks North Jersey's ass any day, motherfuckers!

by Dewey June 21, 2004

cockjuggler

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.

That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!

by Dewey May 24, 2004

red wings

The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.

The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.

by Dewey June 2, 2004

New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.

The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"

by Dewey June 15, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004