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The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.
by Dewey June 29, 2004
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by Dewey June 21, 2004
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by Dewey May 24, 2004
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by Dewey July 15, 2004
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by Dewey June 30, 2004
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Albert Pujols is sick.
by Dewey August 1, 2004
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by Dewey June 10, 2004
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