dewey's definitions

marv albert

The best damn basketball announcer to ever call NBA games. Did have some legal troubles, but still is around.

Ewing takes it to the hole, he's got it! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

by Dewey July 31, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.

... and now my eyes are bagtastic.

by dewey March 23, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004