dewey's definitions

lightning

The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Tampa Bay Lightning deserved to win the Stanley Cup, but their "fans" certainly did not.

by Dewey June 10, 2004

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.

... and now my eyes are bagtastic.

by dewey March 23, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

rps

An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."

Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.

by Dewey May 23, 2004

south jersey

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.

South Jersey kicks North Jersey's ass any day, motherfuckers!

by Dewey June 21, 2004