dewey's definitions

pujols

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

by Dewey August 1, 2004

Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.

I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

skeet skeet

To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

In the edited version of "Get Low," the "motherfucker" gets skeeted on!! Skeet skeet!

by Dewey July 15, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

bagtastic

1. What Beckys eyes look like.

2. What your eyes look like after no sleep for days.

3. An emotional girlfriend.

4. My nuts.

... and now my eyes are bagtastic.

by dewey March 23, 2004

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004