dewey's definitions

cockjuggler

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.

That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!

by Dewey May 24, 2004

Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.

I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

skeet skeet

To bust a nut. Also, the words used to replace "motherfucker" in the edtied version of Lil John f/ the Eastside Boyz' "Get Low." Instead of that word, it sounds like, "aww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

In the edited version of "Get Low," the "motherfucker" gets skeeted on!! Skeet skeet!

by Dewey July 15, 2004

pujols

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

by Dewey August 1, 2004

game seven

The most exciting game in all of sports. Almost always great in hockey; usually good in baseball and basketball, though the tendency for blowouts is higher in those sports. Still, nothing is better than the winner-take-all climax of a long, hard fought playoff series.

Some great recent game sevens: 2004 Stanley Cup Finals, 2001 World Series, 2001 Stanley Cup Finals, 1997 World Series.

by Dewey July 14, 2004

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

esche

The first goalie who Flyers fans did not have to bitch about in the postseason since the early years of Ron Hextall. Gave the dead, tired Flyers a good shot at the Cup in 2004.

Robert Esche is the man in goal in Philly.

by Dewey June 16, 2004