bagfog

To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.

bagfog by Fancy Pants September 4, 2004

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bagfoot

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

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bagfogging

The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

bagfogging by Fancy Pants September 3, 2004

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Bagoglory

Derived from the term Bag o' Glory typically meaning a bag of skin used to achieve a glorious climax. It is often used to describe a female of great attractiveness amongst men of high class.

"That's some mighty fine bagoglory"

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"I say old chap, one is impressed with the bagoglory on show today"

or

"I'd smash that bagoglory over there, she fine"

or

"I bet that bagoglory has a hot chuffbox"

Bagoglory by Dexter's Wood Lab of Payne February 15, 2013