bagelly
Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.
Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!
Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!
bagelly by florida_swag March 30, 2011
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bagelly
bagelly by crystalizationn March 9, 2009
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bagelly • Bagelling • bagelry • banelly • Bagelled • bagellice • bagellingus • bagely • bagelya • peanut butter banelly
bagelly
Bagelling
Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.
Bagelling by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010
peanut butter banelly
joe: Shit, alls we got to eat is bread, peanut butter, jelly, and bananas
greg: Bro hook me up with a peanut butter banelly
greg: Bro hook me up with a peanut butter banelly
peanut butter banelly by SASQUATCH94 December 22, 2009
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